Funkeys Forever

Patch Notes

What changed in U.B. Funkeys Forever, newest first. Every update is listed by the day it went live. Latest update: 6 October 2026.

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A settings cog and new game borders

  • NewA cog at the top right of the game page changes the background and the border round the game, and it works while the game is still loading.
  • NewFive new game borders from the original game's art (Swirl, Aqua, Jungle, Amber and Violet), plus None, and your choice is remembered.
  • SiteThe buttons round the game now show a little tip saying what they do, backgrounds load ahead of time so switching is smooth, and the Animate option is gone.
  • NewA Border size slider in the cog makes the game border thinner or thicker, and the game resizes to fit it.
  • SiteThe Home, Screen Size and Hub buttons now work as soon as the game page opens, and the Patch Notes icon on the home page footer lines up properly.
  • ArtThe Funkeys Forever logo on the launch menu is now sharp on big screens.
  • FixThe Funkey Hub search box now clears its hint when you click it, so you can see the cursor while you type.
  • ArtThe end-of-game summary and the high score prize screen no longer show white specks or red lines around their art.
  • FixPLAY AGAIN on Lillytadd Tiles now starts a new game, and playing it again no longer leaves a black screen with only the music playing.
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Patch notes in every language and a cleaner tram

  • FixThe privacy pop-up on your first visit now sits above the footer instead of below it.
  • ArtThe tram in Grand Funkeys Station no longer has a white outline around it.
  • SiteThe Patch Notes page is now in all 13 languages, its footer stays on screen as you scroll, and its logo and PLAY NOW button bounce and lift like the home page's.
  • SitePatch Notes is now a little scroll icon in the footer, and the Terms and Privacy pages share the home page's swirl background, with a Back to home! button.
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Smoother scrolling, portal fixes and fairer games

  • NewWhen another player uses the Hidden Realm portal, you now see their ship leave and arrive.
  • NewThe in-game credits now include our newest beta tester.
  • GamesMultiplayer Lillytadd Tiles now gives both players their turns, even if one of you had opened another multiplayer game first.
  • GamesReplaying a game from your crib games room no longer ends on a black screen. Afterwards you are put back on the centre portal, and the game selection clears as soon as you step off it.
  • FixSwitching away from the game no longer leaves scroll bars (like the furniture list in your crib) scrolling on their own or keyboard controls stuck, and clicking an empty part of the page puts the focus back on the game.
  • FixUsing a Portal Jammer no longer leaves you unable to walk or open menus afterwards.
  • FixThe congratulations pop-up for a newly registered Funkey now shows reliably, even if you were typing in the Funkey Hub search box.
  • FixThe arrows in the small My Trunk pop-up (moods and familiars) can now be clicked right up to their edges.
  • FixWhen you walk into a game room, hall, the Station or the Library, you now appear at the entrance instead of a random spot nearby.
  • FixFixed two rare bugs where a failed save could still take coins or Loot.
  • ArtDot no longer hitches when walking up and to the left, and a stray white box in Coin Cascade and a faint fringe on shop artwork are gone.
  • SiteNew Patch Notes page, linked from the bottom of the home page and the game page.
  • StabilitySecurity and stability improvements.
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Tester feedback: zone map backgrounds and game fixes

  • NewThe background switcher on the game page now offers a map of each zone as a backdrop.
  • GamesLillytadd Tiles and Rasteroids no longer soft-lock, and you now get a clear message if a game fails to start.
  • GamesMultiplayer Mah Jongg: the freeze tile now affects both players and pauses the clock, and the free-tile rule matches the original game.
  • GamesFunkey Fighters multiplayer: opponents no longer teleport around, and fighters no longer get stuck on blocks.
  • GamesCleaning stations now show other players getting washed too.
  • GamesFish Bowling now depends less on luck.
  • FixThe chat box now lets go of the keyboard when it is hidden, so your typing goes back to the game.
  • FixTrophies in the crib Trophy room can no longer be scrolled out of sight behind the wall.
  • ArtRefreshed sprites for Dot.
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13 languages, game backgrounds and a spinning Funkey

  • NewA background switcher (top right of the game page) lets you choose the art around the game, including launch menu scenes and zone backgrounds, and remembers your choice.
  • FixThe privacy pop-up can be closed again.
  • SiteAdded Korean, Japanese and Traditional Chinese, for 13 languages across the site, and the game page now has the language picker and a translated footer too.
  • SiteDrag the Funkey figure on the home page to spin it (on wide screens).
  • SiteThe logo on the home page and the wordmark on the launch menu now bounce each time you click them.
  • SiteAdded a link to the U.B. Funkeys Wiki on the home page.
  • SiteThe game frame now sizes itself around the footer, phones get more room for the game, and buttons are easier to tap.
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A big round of client fixes

  • GamesTides and talismans now follow one shared daily schedule, so every player sees the same thing.
  • GamesMultiplayer Dominoes waits until both players are ready before each turn.
  • FixYour profile loads more reliably when you log in, with automatic retries if the first try fails.
  • FixYour chosen graphics quality is remembered, and Low and Medium quality now take effect.
  • FixMany smaller fixes across the crib, zones, the Funkey Trunk, the Funkey Hub, quests, the launch menu and the leaderboards.
  • StabilitySecurity and stability improvements.
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Fairer multiplayer

  • GamesMultiplayer Dominoes now scores each hand and the whole match properly, and forfeits and early exits in multiplayer games only pay out once the game has really been played.
  • StabilitySecurity and stability improvements.
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Behind-the-scenes improvements

  • FixIf you turn off the physical Funkey Hub connection, it now stays off.
  • StabilitySecurity and stability improvements.
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10 languages, privacy choices and draggable log-in pop-ups

  • FixThe LOGIN and CREATE A PLAYER pop-ups can now be dragged all the way into every corner, and the cursor turns orange over the launch menu volume slider, like every other control.
  • SiteThe home, Terms and Privacy pages are now available in 10 languages, with a flag picker in the footer.
  • SiteA first-visit privacy pop-up explains what the site stores on your device and lets you choose. Change your mind any time from Privacy settings in the footer.
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Launch menu fix

  • FixThe LOGIN button is back on the launch menu, and the wordmark bounce now works properly.
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Six fixes and a bouncing wordmark

  • GamesHeart Hoopla's lotus now shows the right number of misses.
  • FixThe Funkankhamun Obelisk prize no longer covers your score on the prize screen.
  • FixThe Funkey Hub preview shows Funkeys at their natural size, and the hub badges all line up at one height.
  • FixTrophies no longer jump in front of everything while you decorate your own crib.
  • ArtThe launch menu wordmark now bounces.
  • SiteThe game page footer now matches the home page, the Discord button is tidier, and Screen Size gains a custom resolution option.
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Support link

  • SiteAdded a Support email link to the footer of the home page and the game page.
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Home page polish

  • SitePublished the Terms and Privacy pages, linked from the home page footer.
  • SiteHome page refresh: the 3D Funkey now shows head to toe, a new Discord button, and a better layout on small screens.
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Multiplayer hardening

  • GamesDozens of fixes across every multiplayer game for fairer, more reliable matches.
  • StabilitySecurity and stability improvements.
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Multiplayer soft-lock fixes

  • GamesFixed multiplayer games that could get stuck, including the pool shot clock and the end-of-game summary screen.
  • StabilitySecurity and stability improvements.
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Leaderboard, Codex and crib fixes

  • FixThe Portal Jammer icon is now centred on the Most Items Purchased leaderboard.
  • FixPlayers who leave and rejoin a zone no longer leave a ghost body, shadow or name tag behind.
  • FixRight-click furniture rotation in the crib works like the original game.
  • ArtNative's picture now sits correctly in the Codex and the Bio Book.
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Hub shop, Portal Jammer, Bandit and quest fixes

  • FixThe Portal Jammer now costs 25 Loot.
  • FixThe SHOP button in the Funkey Hub opens Angus's shop in the zone you are in.
  • FixBandit now walks around Funkeystown properly.
  • FixQuest fixes: in Fallen Stars the remaining stars still appear after you refresh the page, and in Spicy Ingredient you can now hand the ingredient to Berger outside Berger-Mart and get your reward.
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Quest art clean-up and steadier loading

  • FixLoading is more reliable in Chrome, especially on a first visit.
  • ArtRemoved the red line above quest pop-ups and the red dashes on the My Adventures quest tracker.
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Quest text fixed and no more pop-in

  • NewFor bug reports: debug mode now has a one-click COPY DEBUG LOG button.
  • FixQuest pop-ups no longer show blank text, including the first time you open one.
  • FixFunkeystown now waits until everything has loaded before it appears, so NPCs and quest characters no longer pop in.
  • ArtBandit appears at the right size in the Funkey Hub.
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Draggable quests and Hidden Realm layering

  • FixQuest pop-ups can be dragged by their edges.
  • ArtHidden Realm waterfalls, flying fish and the crucible now show in front of the NPCs, as intended.
  • ArtBandit's Hub and Trunk previews now show the whole body instead of just the head.
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New leaderboard: Most quests completed

  • NewNew leaderboard: Most quests completed, with the quest shield as its icon.
  • FixYou can click through the leaderboard categories while they are still loading.
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New Funkey: Bandit

  • NewMeet Bandit, a new Funkey you can unlock, read about in the Codex and spot roaming the world.
  • FixLeaderboards open from wherever you stand, more than one player can view them at once, and the Most Time Spent Playing board no longer cuts off the time.
  • FixThe Funkey Hub shows unlock dates again, and the minigame unlock star fits inside its box.
  • FixVisiting cribs with Surprise me or Friend's Crib no longer plays random footsteps, and trophy shelves no longer show in front of the middle wall.
  • FixThe NO CRIB AVAILABLE message and other small pop-ups can be dragged by their edges.
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New in the crib: the Personal Mix Jukebox

  • NewThe Personal Mix Jukebox in your crib is now clickable, with a music picker that grows as you unlock tunes.
  • FixStation music no longer restarts every time you hop between cribs.
  • FixVisiting a friend's crib now says it is loading their crib.
  • FixThe tram pop-up and the friend's crib name box can be dragged by their edges, and the name box has rounded corners.
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Crib visits

  • NewThe four coloured gems can be rearranged within their slots.
  • FixSurprise me never shows the same crib twice in a row.
  • FixWhen you visit someone's crib, their Trophy room now shows their trophies and gems.
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Trophy room rework

  • NewRearrange your trophies: drag them around and they snap onto the shelves. Clicking a trophy shows it, even when you are not decorating.
  • FixRoom and crib chat use the original gold colour again, and the crib chat input line no longer shifts sideways when you add an emoji.
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Quest fixes

  • FixThe Spicy Ingredient quest no longer offers itself again on every log-in after you finish it, plus fixes to quest rewards and quest artwork.
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Leaderboard fixes and log-in buttons

  • FixThe Most Coins leaderboard shows your real coin balance, and moods, familiars and jammers no longer show as "undefined" on the items leaderboard.
  • ArtNew button art in the log-in pop-up, and the Change Password button now matches it.
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Leaderboard tabs and Funkey drops

  • NewThe leaderboard now has tabs for each board.
  • GamesReworked how minigames reward Funkey drops.
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Leaderboards are back

  • NewThe leaderboards are back.
  • FixYou can walk through the Sacred Torii gate.
  • FixHenchman text no longer shows stray formatting codes.
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Rare drops by game

  • GamesRare and very rare Funkey drops now depend on the minigame you play, not the zone you are in.
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Hub search and edge-only dragging

  • NewThe Funkey Hub has a search box and a refreshed colour palette.
  • GamesFunk-Jongg no longer starts with a giant explosion.
  • FixPop-ups now drag only by their edges, so clicks inside them never move them.
  • FixThe launch menu no longer rotates its backdrop, and the HD graphics setting was simplified.
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Crib picker and a new coin converter

  • NewChoose your crib from a scrolling 3 by 3 grid.
  • ArtThe coins to Loot converter has a new square design.
  • StabilitySecurity and stability improvements.
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Home page art and unlock pop-up fix

  • FixThe Funkey unlock pop-up works properly.
  • SiteNew PLAY button, logo and 3D Funkey model on the home page.
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Hub polish, moderation and a 3D home page

  • NewModerators can now mute and ban players who break the rules.
  • FixA misread on the physical Funkey Hub can no longer unlock the wrong Funkey.
  • FixFunkeystown shop tooltips show correctly, and Funkey Trunk scrolling is fixed.
  • ArtThe Funkey Hub now matches the Funkey Trunk: header, shop button, orange cursor, text highlights and icons showing where each Funkey came from.
  • SiteThe home page now has a 3D Funkey in the background, the Comic Sans font now loads on phones, and the game page has a Home button.
  • StabilitySecurity and stability improvements.
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Funkey Hub redesign and minigame Funkey drops

  • NewThe Funkey Hub has a full redesign that matches the Funkey Trunk, with an advanced filter, cleaner counters and clean head previews.
  • NewMinigames can now reward Funkeys, including rare and very rare ones, with a reward screen and a badge showing where each Funkey came from.
  • GamesSoccer Shootout no longer gets stuck on a black screen.
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A new home page

  • NewHint question improvements.
  • FixFunkey Hub and Funkeys tab clean-up.
  • Sitefunkeysforever.com has a new home page, and the game now lives at /play.html.
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Physical Funkey Hub in more browsers

  • NewThe physical Funkey Hub now connects automatically, and works in Safari using a pairing code.
  • FixFunkey Hub picker redesign, in-game audio polish and a matching log-in button.
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Physical Funkey Hub in Firefox

  • NewThe physical Funkey Hub works in Firefox with a small helper app.
  • FixRestored the physical Funkey Hub connection method that works with the real hardware.
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Emoji and a menu volume slider

  • NewEmoji now show inline in chat, on the chat board and in speech bubbles.
  • NewA volume slider on the launch menu that appears when you hover over the speaker.
  • ArtThe Funkey Hub uses the Funkey Trunk frame, with its title, close and OK buttons back.
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Funkey Hub and Funkey Trunk polish

  • NewHD graphics are now off by default; you can turn them on in Settings.
  • FixFunkey Hub clean-up with several rounds of follow-up fixes, a restyled coin converter and better Funkey Trunk sizing.
  • FixFamiliar previews look like the original game again.
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HD and Funkey Trunk fixes

  • FixFixes for HD graphics and the Funkey Trunk.
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Buy Funkeys with Loot

  • NewAngus's Trunk has a new Funkeys section: unlock Funkeys with Loot, priced by rarity.
  • NewA new coins to Loot converter where you choose the amount.
  • FixEleven reported bugs fixed across the game page, the Funkey Trunk tabs and the converter.
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HD art complete, hint questions and Change Password

  • NewChange your password in game, in a window you can drag, with a hint question that you see only after entering your current password.
  • FixA physical Funkey Hub misread can no longer mess up your collection.
  • ArtHD art finished for the game's menus and pop-ups, plus HD versions of whole sets of game art.
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Unlock congrats, loading facts and HD settings

  • NewA congratulations pop-up the first time you unlock a Funkey.
  • NewFun facts from the game while it loads.
  • NewSettings now has an HD Upscaled switch for the HD art.
  • FixFamiliars now say they do not expire.
  • FixFixed bold and italic text going missing across the game.
  • ArtMore HD art, an even frame around the game, and Screen Size and Hub buttons at the top left.
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Codex, menu mute and a picture frame

  • NewA mute button on the launch menu.
  • FixThe FunkeyCodex pop-up was rebuilt, and more pop-ups can be dragged.
  • ArtA picture frame around the game, and HD art for the toolbar, map and menus.
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Livelier rooms and faster loading

  • GamesDot Shot loads reliably.
  • FixNPCs in game rooms, halls, stations and buildings now look and move the same for every player.
  • FixThe Royalton cars drive at a calmer speed.
  • FixCrib fixes: you can no longer walk through walls, and items dropped on a wall land on the nearest floor spot.
  • FixQuest fixes for Tally Ho and Frightened Nibble after logging back in.
  • FixFaster loading between zones.
  • ArtA first look at HD art for Funkeystown and the toolbar.
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Settings, saves and smoother multiplayer

  • NewNew in-game Settings, including an option to start where you left off when you log in.
  • GamesMultiplayer games handle players who go idle or leave more gracefully.
  • FixMoods you buy from Angus are now saved properly.
  • FixReward screens can be closed with a click anywhere.
  • FixReturning to the menu and logging back in no longer leaves you locked out.
  • FixCrib fixes for saving, stacking items and walking near walls.
  • FixPlayers leave the game room view while they are inside a game, a store or a chat, and come back after.
  • FixBuddies see when you come online.
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Dot Shot multiplayer and lots of fixes

  • NewDot Shot now has multiplayer.
  • NewSee other players in game rooms.
  • GamesBones Fishin' Hole, Stew, Record Rampage, Heart Hoopla and Dot Shot no longer freeze at the end, and you get your coins.
  • GamesSmoother Funkey Fighters multiplayer, and fixes for multiplayer Mah Jongg and Soccer.
  • GamesOrganic Creations and RECYCLE no longer get stuck loading.
  • FixLogging in to an account that is already playing no longer kicks out the player who is in the game.
  • FixGoing back to the menu and pressing Play no longer loops on a black screen.
  • FixThe airship no longer strands a player when two board at once, and the Daydream and Nightmare teleports have sound again.
  • FixCrib furniture no longer bounces back when you place it, and the My Stuff category wheel scrolls the list.
  • FixBuddy invite pop-ups close when the invite is accepted.
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